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catgirl_nonsense.json

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+[{"choices":[{"nextNgram":0,"nextChar":"a","cumulativeProbability":2},{"nextNgram":1,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":3}],"totalProbability":3,"name":"aa"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":7,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":3},{"nextNgram":6,"nextChar":"e","cumulativeProbability":4}],"totalProbability":4,"name":"am"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":8,"nextChar":"y","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"an"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":9,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"ao"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":9,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"eo"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":21,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":6},{"nextNgram":22,"nextChar":"n","cumulativeProbability":7},{"nextNgram":23,"nextChar":"p","cumulativeProbability":8}],"totalProbability":8,"name":"ew"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":4,"nextChar":"o","cumulativeProbability":3},{"nextNgram":5,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":5}],"totalProbability":5,"name":"me"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":16,"nextChar":"o","cumulativeProbability":15},{"nextNgram":12,"nextChar":"a","cumulativeProbability":24},{"nextNgram":18,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":28},{"nextNgram":19,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":29},{"nextNgram":13,"nextChar":"e","cumulativeProbability":30}],"totalProbability":30,"name":"mr"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":26,"nextChar":"a","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"ny"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":21,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":22},{"nextNgram":24,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":32},{"nextNgram":22,"nextChar":"n","cumulativeProbability":36},{"nextNgram":25,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":37},{"nextNgram":23,"nextChar":"p","cumulativeProbability":38}],"totalProbability":38,"name":"ow"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":11,"nextChar":"u","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"pp"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":20,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"pu"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":3,"nextChar":"o","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"ra"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":4,"nextChar":"o","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"re"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":7,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":1},{"nextNgram":6,"nextChar":"e","cumulativeProbability":2}],"totalProbability":2,"name":"rm"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":8,"nextChar":"y","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"rn"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":9,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"ro"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":10,"nextChar":"p","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"rp"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":18,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":7},{"nextNgram":14,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":10},{"nextNgram":16,"nextChar":"o","cumulativeProbability":13},{"nextNgram":17,"nextChar":"p","cumulativeProbability":14}],"totalProbability":14,"name":"rr"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":21,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"rw"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":18,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"ur"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":7,"nextChar":"r","cumulativeProbability":17},{"nextNgram":6,"nextChar":"e","cumulativeProbability":30}],"totalProbability":30,"name":"wm"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":8,"nextChar":"y","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"wn"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":11,"nextChar":"u","cumulativeProbability":1}],"totalProbability":1,"name":"wp"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":14,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":7},{"nextNgram":15,"nextChar":"n","cumulativeProbability":10}],"totalProbability":10,"name":"wr"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":25,"nextChar":"w","cumulativeProbability":3},{"nextNgram":21,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":4}],"totalProbability":4,"name":"ww"},{"choices":[{"nextNgram":0,"nextChar":"a","cumulativeProbability":4},{"nextNgram":2,"nextChar":"n","cumulativeProbability":5},{"nextNgram":1,"nextChar":"m","cumulativeProbability":6}],"totalProbability":6,"name":"ya"}]

uwurandom.py

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+import json
+from random import randint, choice
+
+
+def load_json(filename):
+    with open(filename) as f:
+        return json.load(f)
+
+
+actions = [
+    "*tilts head*",
+    "*twitches ears slightly*",
+    "*purrs*",
+    "*falls asleep*",
+    "*sits on ur keyboard*",
+    "*nuzzles*",
+    "*stares at u*",
+    "*points towards case of monster zero ultra*",
+    "*sneezes*",
+    "*plays with yarn*",
+    "*eats all ur doritos*",
+    "*lies down on a random surface*",
+]
+
+catgirl_table = load_json("catgirl_nonsense.json")
+keymash_table = load_json("keyboard_mash.json")
+scrunkly_table = load_json("aww_the_scrunkly.json")
+
+
+def gen_uwu():
+    return "uwu"
+
+
+def gen_colon_three():
+    return ":3"
+
+
+def gen_owo():
+    return "owo"
+
+
+def gen_nyaa():
+    return "ny" + ("a" * randint(1, 6))
+
+
+def gen_blush():
+    return ">" + ("/" * randint(3, 6)) + "<"
+
+
+def gen_actions():
+    return choice(actions)
+
+
+def gen_screaming():
+    return "A" * randint(5, 16)
+
+
+def gen_catgirl_nonsense():
+    result = "mr"
+    state = 7
+    for _ in range(randint(25, 149)):
+        rand = randint(0, catgirl_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
+        for choice in catgirl_table[state]["choices"]:
+            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
+                result += choice["nextChar"]
+                state = choice["nextNgram"]
+                break
+    result += "nya"
+    return result
+
+
+def gen_keyboard_mash():
+    result = ""
+    state = randint(0, len(keymash_table) - 1)
+    for _ in range(randint(25, 149)):
+        rand = randint(0, keymash_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
+        for choice in keymash_table[state]["choices"]:
+            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
+                result += choice["nextChar"]
+                state = choice["nextNgram"]
+                break
+    return result
+
+
+def gen_scrunkly():
+    result = "aw"
+    state = 37
+    for _ in range(randint(25, 99)):
+        rand = randint(0, scrunkly_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
+        for choice in scrunkly_table[state]["choices"]:
+            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
+                result += choice["nextChar"]
+                state = choice["nextNgram"]
+                break
+    return result
+
+
+generators = [
+    gen_uwu,
+    gen_colon_three,
+    gen_owo,
+    gen_nyaa,
+    gen_blush,
+    gen_actions,
+    gen_screaming,
+    gen_catgirl_nonsense,
+    gen_keyboard_mash,
+    gen_scrunkly,
+]
+
+prev = None
+cur = None
+
+while True:
+    prev = cur
+    cur = choice(generators)
+    while cur == prev:
+        cur = choice(generators)
+    print(cur(), end=" ")