uwurandom-python/uwurandom.py

import json
from random import randint, choice


def load_json(filename):
    with open(filename) as f:
        return json.load(f)


actions = [
    "*tilts head*",
    "*twitches ears slightly*",
    "*purrs*",
    "*falls asleep*",
    "*sits on ur keyboard*",
    "*nuzzles*",
    "*stares at u*",
    "*points towards case of monster zero ultra*",
    "*sneezes*",
    "*plays with yarn*",
    "*eats all ur doritos*",
    "*lies down on a random surface*",
]

catgirl_table = load_json("catgirl_nonsense.json")
keymash_table = load_json("keyboard_mash.json")
scrunkly_table = load_json("aww_the_scrunkly.json")


def gen_uwu():
    return "uwu"


def gen_colon_three():
    return ":3"


def gen_owo():
    return "owo"


def gen_nyaa():
    return "ny" + ("a" * randint(1, 6))


def gen_blush():
    return ">" + ("/" * randint(3, 6)) + "<"


def gen_actions():
    return choice(actions)


def gen_screaming():
    return "A" * randint(5, 16)


def gen_catgirl_nonsense():
    result = "mr"
    state = 7
    for _ in range(randint(25, 149)):
        rand = randint(0, catgirl_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
        for choice in catgirl_table[state]["choices"]:
            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
                result += choice["nextChar"]
                state = choice["nextNgram"]
                break
    result += "nya"
    return result


def gen_keyboard_mash():
    result = ""
    state = randint(0, len(keymash_table) - 1)
    for _ in range(randint(25, 149)):
        rand = randint(0, keymash_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
        for choice in keymash_table[state]["choices"]:
            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
                result += choice["nextChar"]
                state = choice["nextNgram"]
                break
    return result


def gen_scrunkly():
    result = "aw"
    state = 37
    for _ in range(randint(25, 99)):
        rand = randint(0, scrunkly_table[state]["totalProbability"] - 1)
        for choice in scrunkly_table[state]["choices"]:
            if choice["cumulativeProbability"] > rand:
                result += choice["nextChar"]
                state = choice["nextNgram"]
                break
    return result


generators = [
    gen_uwu,
    gen_colon_three,
    gen_owo,
    gen_nyaa,
    gen_blush,
    gen_actions,
    gen_screaming,
    gen_catgirl_nonsense,
    gen_keyboard_mash,
    gen_scrunkly,
]

prev = None
cur = None

while True:
    prev = cur
    cur = choice(generators)
    while cur == prev:
        cur = choice(generators)
    print(cur(), end=" ")